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More mysteries of the water tower

2 years ago

by lots-o-love in Architecture, Photos

Speaking of water tower mysteries. What the Fermilab is this picture about?

Is that bolted down?

This comes from the CERN document server which is a whole world of mysteries unto itself. There is almost no context for this image, a visual non sequitur. It gets the handy keywords ‘generalities’, ‘landscape’, and ‘nature’. From the title, View of the CERN by the water tower (Calendar 2002), it seems to be for a calendar. Really? There aren’t any cute kittens or scientists willing to pose naked? When in doubt you at least can’t go wrong with 12 months of beautiful landscapes; couldn’t the photographer have held out for a view of Mt. Blanc in the background? (It’s behind that haze.) I guess not.

I found six images on the document server for this “Calendar 2002.” There are a couple photos from the dismantling of LEP and another couple of the fire brigade in action. Good hearty CERN fare. But, finally, there is also a very creepy image of a sheep. I say creepy because, though I think the sheep has just been sheared, at first glance it looks dead or prepared for slaughter. Brilliant:

CERN, it’s where scientists do mysterious things with particles and sheep go to die.

Mysteries of the water tower

2 years ago

by biglove in Architecture, On the grounds, What is it for?

Dearest CERN Lovers,

Today I would like to share a few mysteries surrounding the CERN water tower that have confounded me for years, as well as partial explanations I’ve heard that sound plausible but may or may not be true. I am a seeker, always striving to know and to comprehend, so if you have heard other explanations, I invite you to share them.

Why did CERN originally build a water tower?
An Explanation: to cool one of the experiments (heard this from a well-known physicist).
What is it used for today?
An Explanation: drinking water
Why was it painted yellow?
An Explanation: Because a bright yellow eyesore is better than a concrete-colored eyesore.
Why was it only partially painted yellow?
An Explanation: an Italian firm was taking so long to paint it and increasing their price as they went that CERN management got fed up and called it off before it was finished (heard this from a crazy person).
Why does a water tower need a viewing room at the top surrounded by windows?
No known explanation