Well, since business here at CERN seems to be heating up (and, somehow, cooling down), I must admit that my time this week is limited.  But, thankfully, a poster on the CERN web-based want ads was kind enough to come to my aid in providing our mid-week entertainment. It’s not hard to find particularly interesting posts here, but, sadly, one must have a CERN computing account to view the posts first-hand.  For this reason, I’ve included a captured image of this featured CERN Market post for your viewing pleasure.  In short, someone at CERN has a car that (s)he is trying to pawn off onto another poor soul who finds himself wary of CERN bikes or the utterly horrendous Y bus.  However, there is a catch — rather, a few catches:

A CERN Market classic.

A CERN Market classic.

To be honest, I actually considered contacting the seller to have a look.  I have no daughter to worry about, so I really have no excuses.  I’m mostly incredibly interested in discovering what it means for a car to tilt in the middle.