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CERN Adventure Outfitters have created a new advanced utility belt specifically designed for the punishing environments of today’s physics lecture circuit.
Lecture Belt (TM) combines style with function. Never again be caught in the middle of a public lecture without your laser pointer, cell phone, Leatherman (TM) utility knife, camera, canteen, first aid kit and massive skeleton keys. The “keynote speaker” model comes with a carabiner for those hard-to-attach jangle-tastic belongings that happen to have a loop attached.
Forget pesky backpacks and briefcases! Attach everything to your waist, for best access.
CAUTION: Lecture Belt (TM) wearers may experience difficulty sitting down. Using urinals while wearing Lecture Belt (TM) is not recommended.
You might be amazed at what you can move with two wheels and a few CCs. We passed this fellow in Meyrin on the main route from Geneva to CERN. The bike is motorized, but only barely, notice it has pedals too! This is near the top of the hill in Meyrin, the ideal place to be with a rig like this. Most importantly, you have to appreciate this man’s impeccable sense of style: the plaid dog-bag perfectly coordinates dog, bike, and attire.