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Mission accomplished

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2 years ago
by lots-o-love in

The LHC is running quite nicely these days.  But now I hear it’s “mission accomplished“.

I have a bad feeling about this.

But don’t worry, now this is a mission you too can accomplish at home. it’s time to dust off those double-headed hex keys and reconnect with that one friend of yours who has a truck.  At πkia you can affordably complete your lab furnishings while enjoying the meatballs and lingonberries that CERN’s R1 has mercifully failed to provide.

The HÄDRÖNN CJÖLIDDER is here (leveling feet sold separately).

And don’t forget to go to Reddit and get schooled on Swedish.

Spicy

FOR THOSE WHO LIVE SPICY ONLY

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3 years ago
by lovehurts in ,

This week, we bring you another selection from the CERN Market.  It seems that we often see some true goodness in and around the posts made on the CERN Market, and this week has no shortage of entertainment value.  But, before rolling out the red carpet, perhaps some back-drop should be provided for the non-CERNois readership…

The CERN Market, provided as an open forum to CERN Users to serve as a marketplace for furniture, housing, and vechicles, is truly a lifesaver.  Indeed, many gain some valuable experience by searching for apartments on the CERN Market, and I’m sure they combined income of the furniture salesmen/women could rival IKEA’s profits in a given year.  Anyone who posts on the CERN Market must have the appropriate computer access to do so.  Therefore, no spam is expected.

This week, while browsing an especially interesting category — Other — I came across a post that might have blended in well on craigslist.org, but was very clearly out of place here…

I present to you: “FOR THOSE WHO LIVE SPICY ONLY” (you’re going to want to zoom in on this, but read ahead to get some hints)

Spicy

Spicy

Important Notes:

  1. These are natural fancy color diamonds we’re talking about here.
  2. These guys will provide door-to-door service with guaranty.
  3. The missing images (I tried at least a couple of browsers) are, as you would expect, named ‘Kama Sutra.’

I think CERN needs to consider tightening those access rights.  On the other hand, CERN definitely needs its fair share of spice.

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