metal box with pipe sticking out

Once upon a time, near the vineyards, past a parking lot, where the grass and flowers grow, at the farthest southeast corner of CERN, lived a metal box. This box sat alone and wore a hat. It was also a naughty box and had such a massive erection that a custom-made frame was required to support it. The box did not live near any buildings at all.There was nothing around the box but a few parked cars and grassy fields.

All day long, the box sat and ejaculated warm air and wet drops of some unidentified liquid out into the sunny Swiss air.