A fascinating aspect of writing this blog has been to sift through our web logs and see how readers find us. It shows us which topics are relevant to today’s internet. It also disturbs us to discover how twisted your minds are.

Firstly and rightfully, the most commonly used search term is…

  • op vistars

Apparently we’re not the only ones who are baffled by the cryptic OP Vistars page. Next we present some ROOT-related searches, not all of which are complimentary:

  • fuck you root cern
  • root ugly plots
  • root cern ugly
  • cern root evil
  • root cern sucks
  • root cern design ugly
  • you are the roots of all my evils
  • root of all evil cern
  • root of all my frustrations
  • blinding data cern root

The following searches give us insight as to how the general public views CERN:

  • cern and time rifts
  • cern to open dimensional rift
  • cern broke nov 2009
  • cern diamonds
  • cern dog
  • cern monorail
  • plumbing at cern
  • cern bufet
  • cern swirls
  • working at cern boring

Whatever CERN may be, it sure as hell isn’t “boring” and I am disgusted that anyone would type this into Google, and that Google would lead them here. Next, the obligatory potty-related searches:

  • cern swiss urine
  • lavabo love
  • urine and hand washing
  • liquid drip when toilet
  • hand washing proper sign with foot pedal type

I would really like to know what these people were looking for. On second thought, I really don’t want to know. Here are a few more miscellaneous gems:

  • motombo love
  • shitty geneva studio
  • spiderman+physics+analysis
  • how i did not find love
  • throbbing eyeball
  • what is love half life
  • porn love.org

I am completely unable to explain or categorize this one:

  • you plote

And all you faithful Spanish readers out there, we love you! if we ever translate CERN Love into other languages, Spanish will be the first:

  • blog del cern en español