CERN Adventure Outfitters have created a new advanced utility belt specifically designed for the punishing environments of today’s physics lecture circuit.

Lecture Belt

Lecture Belt (TM)

Lecture Belt (TM) combines style with function. Never again be caught in the middle of a public lecture without your laser pointer, cell phone, Leatherman (TM) utility knife, camera, canteen, first aid kit and massive skeleton keys. The “keynote speaker” model comes with a carabiner for those hard-to-attach jangle-tastic belongings that happen to have a loop attached.

Forget pesky backpacks and briefcases! Attach everything to your waist, for best access.

CAUTION: Lecture Belt (TM) wearers may experience difficulty sitting down. Using urinals while wearing Lecture Belt (TM) is not recommended.